What to do with those old books
⊆ 12:00 PM by Tofuninja | ˜ 0 comments »This is soooo cool. I love #6 and would totally do it, if I had an I-Pod that is =P
This is soooo cool. I love #6 and would totally do it, if I had an I-Pod that is =P
This is an amazing article from Free Geekery about 22 things that you can get for free. Who knew you could get classes at MIT or language lessons for free. :)
Conventional wisdom holds that you only get what you pay for, but the real free geek knows that with the right knowledge (and maybe a charming smile) pretty much anything, even the good stuff, can be had for less or in the best case scenarios nothing at all. Despite this, there are a number of things out there that don’t seem to scream “free” majority of the time (MIT being one). Here’s a list of a few free things that might surprise you.
While not everything you want can always be free, there are a lot of free things out there for the taking if you know when to go and where. So take advantage of this list, and start getting all the free stuff you deserve (you’ve worked hard for it).
I think this is sooo cool. It's called the Sun Jar.
During the day, it charges and at night, it lights up. From the pictures, it looks like how I can imagine a firefly in a bottle might look like. Cute!
For more information, including purchasing, check out SUCK UK's site.
This is pretty funny. I don't know if this is necessarily true, but with regards to the way bills can be killed and how politics strangely works this, I got a good laugh.
This comes after a recent EPA report about greenhouse gas emissions, cited by 23/6
The EPA recently completed a report concluding that greenhouse gases are pollutants that must be controlled. Rather than being forced to respond to the findings with new regulation, The White House ducked any obligation with an ingenious tactic. They refused to open the email that contained the report. The email remains unopened.
Brilliant! That's so astoundingly retarded no one would ever see it coming! But the maneuver was actually not dreamed up by Bush. It's one of many suggested tactics found in the handbook given to every new president, called The Presidential Guide For Dealing With Bad News. Take a look:
I love psychology and how little acts can make people do the things you want to do.
First off, some words and phrases that you should avoid in your proposals and the reasons for doing so. From, Captureplanning.com
Phrase{PppPrm | Reason to Avoid It |
| We understand | Don’t tell the customer what you understand. Tell them what you will do and how they will benefit. The results will demonstrate that you understand. Even if the customer asks you to show your understanding you should speak in terms of how what you do, provide, or deliver will meet their needs. Understanding should be demonstrated and not claimed. |
| We believe, think, or feel | Who cares? The customer doesn’t care what you think. Take whatever you were about to say and turn it into a positive action and state the benefits to the customer. |
| We intend to | Either you do it, or you don’t. Who cares what your intentions are. |
| We are devoted to | This is just another way of saying you intend to. |
| Our highest priority | This like saying it’s your greatest intention. |
| We hope | That’s like saying you intend to but you’re not sure you’ll be able to. |
| We desire your business | Of course you do! But your proposal should not be about your needs, it should be about the customer’s needs. |
| We are committed | Customers don’t what your commitment, they want results. |
| We are pleased to submit | Of course you are! Does that phrase do anything other than waste the evaluator’s time and attention? |
| We are quality focused | This is another way of stating your intentions. Instead of focusing on quality, deliver it. |
| We will strive, try, or attempt | Customers don’t want you to try, they want you to deliver |
| We will | If it is something that you do (in the present tense) then just do it. |
| We would be honored | This is just another way of saying how you feel and talking about yourself instead of making it about the customer. |
| We can provide | Either you provide it, or you don’t. |
| Our mission is to | This is just another way of stating your intention. |
| We value | Instead of valuing it, deliver it. |
| State-of-the-art | This is overused and not credible. |
| The right choice | Prove it. |
| Uniquely qualified | Prove it. |
| Best of breed/class | Prove it. |
| Premier, world class, world-renowned | Unproveable. Using it is wasting the evaluators attention. |
| Dedicated to | Your dedication is not relevant to whether you have delivered or not. |
| Leading company, leading edge, leading provider, industry leader, pioneers, etc. | Overused and not believable. Don’t damage your credibility by using it. |
| Top-quality | Is there any other kind? |
| Full service | What exactly does that mean and is it credible? |
| Comprehensive solutions | As opposed to? |
| Fast growing | Your ability to take customer’s money quickly is not exactly a selling point to the customer. |
| Trustworthy | I don’t know about you, but when I hear a salesperson say that I tend to run away. |
| Customer first | This is not believable. Everyone knows there are limits to what you will do for your customers. Don’t strain your credibility. |
This is a really funny/interesting article. Especially thinking about some of my friends and how they can't manage to stay awake, here is something they and you might be able to do.
From Maxim:
Make Money at Work from the Comfort of your office
Free coffee, infrequently clean bathrooms, faux friendships—working a cubicle job has several obvious benefits. But in addition to the mysterious rashes, your employer has unknowingly given you everything you’ll need to make some money on the side. Supplement your salary with one of these five day jobs.
Virtual Juror
Web sites like ejury.com and onlineverdict.com collect feedback on court cases from virtual jurors, then hawk it to real-life shysters. Cases take between 20 minutes and an hour to read and rate. “It’s an easy way to make money,” says ejury.com founder Chris Bagby, “and people learn to enjoy it because the cases can be intriguing.” Objection, your electronic honor!
Risk: Low (tell your boss you’re doing research)
Pay: $5–$60/case
E-Commerce Jockey
Brilliant T-shirt idea? Download a free trial of Photoshop, use your office scanner to create a design, and enlist cafepress.com or zazzle.com to print the goods. TakePride cofounder Patrick Gray started a line of clothing while working full-time at a corporate law firm. “We launched the business from our desks,” he says.
Risk: High (especially if you ship from work)
Pay: Pennies to gold bullion
Audio Transcriber
As you mindlessly transcribe speeches and interviews, your employer thinks you’re writing up reports while listening to iTunes. Sites like productiontranscripts.com and tigerfish.com prefer speedy typers, but contractedwork.com welcomes average keyboardists. Fingers, ho!
Risk: Low (unless office music is frowned upon)
Pay: $8–$40/hour
Personal Assistant
Making reservations, checking movie times, booking flights—you already run virtual errands for your girlfriend, so why not get paid? With Google, a phone line, and some local knowledge, you can be an at-your-service online assistant. “The pay’s competitive and goes up if you know golf or wine,” says red butler.com concierge specialist Chris Sterling.
Risk: High (use screen-minimizing shortcuts)
Pay: $12–$35/hour
Quality Assurance Specialist
Does the phrase “This call may be recorded for quality assurance” make you hot and bothered? Apply online at voicelog.com to verify calls and analyze customer service for telephone companies and other service industries in shifts of two or more hours. Want to know more? Please hold for the next operator.
Risk: Moderate (you’ll always be on the phone)
Pay: $8.50 and up/hour
Trippy, what do you see up close and far away?![[einestein.bmp]](http://bp2.blogger.com/_M-277k15t5s/SCrq8HOCsJI/AAAAAAAAARE/uSkVDL2CC18/s0-d/einestein.bmp)
These designs are amazing. They kind of put to shame all of the cards I have, although they do have fancy gold trim on them :P
Let's start with a cutting edge design. Literally.
And if you managed to cut too deep use this rubber band to stop arterial bleeding.
Which brings me to this bloody cool design. You can play with this forever.
When you're done playing, look at this concept where the card is in a small plastic bag to protect it from getting wet. Naturally this is done for a swimming instructor. Cheap and great.
You can make use of other inexpensive household objects as well to grab the attention and make sure you won't fit into the standard business card holder. Like this clothes pin "card".
Ideally you would need to be relevant to the subject of your profession with your idea. Like this condom pack that is used by a divorce lawyer as his visiting card as well as distributed in bars as a direct marketing piece.
Or this hair grip holder for a hair and make-up artist.
And if you really want to be remembered, give a whoopee cushion. It's certainly great fun on one hand, or I should rather say one cheek. Personally, I wouldn't want my persona to be associated with loud farts.
How about these silly glasses? While it will make my 2 year old laugh for sure, good luck with them on the board meeting.
You can stop cracking jokes and still remain playful by designing a card that germinates and demonstrates your abilities to create a great park in no time, as it is done for this landscaper architect.
Another card that demonstrates a profession is the card of Kevin Mitnick, the famous hacker, which is essentially a lock picking tool set. He always said that the easiest way to get hold of a password is to ask the blond secretary for it in an authoritative tone, so I have no idea why he needs to break in anywhere.
Another metallic card. This one is in the shape of a mini designer working hard at his desk.
One more mini person at your service any time you wish to pull him out of your pocket.
Let's look at more cards that refer to professions. Here is a card that resembles a Larry King microphone for a DJ.
Another done for an architect that features a ruler. Don't expect a Hundertwasser style building from this guy!
This card demonstrates what the National Encyclopedia does. Explains what things are.
Great idea for a simple product. Demonstrate what hinges do directly with your card.
Yes, it's been done too many times, but it still works. A card for a restaurant with a bite. I wonder if I should put ketchup or mustard on my card before eating it. I think I'll put both.
A card for a gift shop with a ribbon and a bow of course. How sweet!
This sandpaper based card is made for a finishing school in India. What the hell do they teach at a finishing school? I wonder what came first. The client or the idea?
Talking about special paper, here is a card made of really shiny paper. Nothing modest about this one. Miss Hilton would love it.
More folding shiny goodness for a puppeteer.
If you can't think of an idea, you can still use a special material for your card and it will still make you stand out from the crowd. Like this one made of fine corrugated cardboard.
This card also uses special material, but in this case it's totally relevant. It's printed on rough textile that is similar to the material of the bags coffee comes in.
Traditionally cards are designed by graphic designers or art directors and copywriters are not part of the process. But you really should involve your writer next time. Check out this funny set of visiting cards.
Another great copy based concept here.
This simple copy based business card reminds me of my dad, who always said it pays to be honest. So, if you can't afford a talented copywriter, just be yourself and be brutally honest. I wonder what this guy's personal card says. I love you(r tits)?
Talk about being broke. Don't print a card at all, just buy a pack of playing cards and write your contact info on it. You can also recycle train or parking tickets. Giving away ATM slips or used sanitary products are not recommended.
If you like the idea of tickets and have the budget to get it printed you can simply copy the design.
Or fake a pack of chewing gums. It will be most popular with the Singapore customs officers.
And while away send miniature postcard-like business cards to prospective clients.
If you feel royal send cards that look like letters stamped with wax .
While you're at it, why don't you introduce the whole company at once. Give your client a whole portfolio of cards.
Or you can make the client come back for the next piece of your corporate puzzle.
If you'd rather stay away from such a frankenface, simply create a series of cards with different designs on their backs and give a new one to your partner for every new assignment. Works great with clients with obsessive compulsive disorder.
Your partner may not have OCD, but have you tested him for color blindness? You may try to do just that with this card that reveals the cardholder's face reproduced with an inkjet printer sporting a stunning 1dpi resolution.
Be careful, a card says a lot about their owner. This clever folding matryoshka doll card for example suggests multiple personality disorder.
To cure these conditions, how about offering a pack of pills?
Going back to fun foldings, here is a card that can be turned into a sundial. It's been created for an antique watch collector.
Another interesting folding will be liked by modelers. Fold a toy car and keep it on your desk.
Please don't overdo these folds. Daniel who? Mr Castor what? This one simply confuses the hell out of me. Great way to intimidate your client into never calling you again.
This one is stripy.
Make your partner work for your contact details. Let them scratch.
Let them find you easier. Make a mini map.
Decorate your card with a bit of fluff.
Cute fold out. Brings back old childhood memories.
Make it look like the product you're selling.
Ooops. It's an impression from my notes.
Add a bit of class and expense. Have gilded edges.
Add teeth impressions if you're a dentist. Thumb prints for a detective. You get the drift.
Spoof a famous logo.
Use shiny metal surface.
Write fun copy.
Pay extra for stylish embossing.
Use metallic ink and a metallic hole.
Teeth floss? Gross!
Combine different papers.
Stay minimal and positive.
Use a thread.
Make an 3D plastic card.
Come up with a fun die-cut.
Dog tag theme.
Cat tail theme.
Use office scrap.
Use fun typography.
Blind date theme.
Simply square with no ink.
Funky shape.
Interchangeable insert in a generic cover.
Free one way ticket to the moon.
Demonstrate your skill.
Forensic evidence?
Metal card. Doubles as a cake cutter.
Is this scratch and sniff or just generous use of white space.
Try the retro look.
Elegantly long and thin. Reminds me of a card I designed for a perfume shop that looked like a scent tester.
Transparent thin.
Transparent thick.
Camera obscura. In case the Nikon breaks it comes handy to get the job done.
Folded and playful.
Expandable rubber to test your strength. One more time. And, one more. One last time. Good job. Now, what was the number again?
Reuse old cards for a second hand shop.
Get rid of the evidence you ever met the headhunter.
A clear message from a debt recovery agent. If you don't pay I'll break your bones. Here's the x-ray of my last client broken finger as proof.
Business card for an acupuncturist with small holes to demonstrate what will happen to your skin.
Perforated cards demonstrate what a separation lawyers does.
If you don't want to separate you can consider marriage counseling with a help of scotch tape.
There is nothing better then a little freebie. In this case a few seeds demonstrating how lush can make your place greener.
A balloon visiting card for a chest physician that is only legible when inflated demonstrates how important it is to have healthy lungs.
Pieces of broken pottery are used to hold the name and phone number for a greek restaurant.
A set of semi-transparent layers allows you to mix and match clothes on the illustrated girl. (Click the image for a larger size.)
Finally, allow me not to explain the meaning of this card for the Toronto hemp company. The target will know exactly what it means.